Chocolate Human Brain

Chocolate Human Brain
Chocolate Human Brain
Chocolate Human Brain
Chocolate Human Brain
Chocolate Human Brain
Chocolate Human Brain
Chocolate Human Brain

Chocolate Human Brain

Satisfy your intellect with our chocolate neurological masterpiece.
Regular price £32.50
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  • Handmade
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Our chocolate brain hemisphere is a remarkable recreation of intricate details and glistening blood for those with a craving for intelligent indulgence!

This gory masterpiece is a testament to craftsmanship; fresh and bloody in appearance, it is anatomically correct and hyper realistic making it an ideal gift for the neurologist, medical student or horror fan in your life. 

It is sure to be the centre of attention at Halloween parties or horror-themed events and will be an unforgettable conversation piece when you're in the mood to surprise your guests. 

If you wish to create a whole brain, you can buy both Left and Right hemispheres and attach them with melted chocolate – not even Hannibal Lecter can eat a whole brain so be prepared to share.

KEY FEATURES

  • Our Brain hemispheres are made of White Chocolate
  • They come in Left and Right hemispheres – if you wish to specify, please leave me a note at checkout
  • Each one is painted by hand and is slightly different. Just like in real life, there may be drips of blood…
  • Brains are satisfyingly thick in structure, hollow inside and have a flat back 
  • They come protected in a bed of food safe, shredded paper and are boxed in recyclable, compostable packaging 
  • Our life size brain is over 15cm / 5.9" long and weighs 250g / 8.8oz.

Ingredients: 

White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Cocoa Mass), Surface Glaze: Shellac, Colours: E102*, E129* * May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children.

Produced in an environment that handles: Peanuts & Tree Nuts

BELGIAN WHITE CHOCOLATE Couverture (Min. cocoa solids 28% - Min. milk solids 22%)

Nutritional Information per 100g:  Energy 2379KJ, Energy 569kcal, Fat 36g, Of which saturates 22g, Carbohydrates 55g, Of which sugars 55g, protein 6g, Salt 0.2g

UK MAINLAND

  • Free standard shipping on all orders.
  • In stock items will be dispatched Monday to Wednesday. 

(If you are desperate then email via the contact form and I shall see if we can ship on Thursday or Friday but for efficiency and the sanity of our small team, we must limit our shipping days. I hope you can understand that we cannot compete with Amazon)

  • We ship within UK using ‘Royal Mail tracked 48’ as standard. Royal Mail will send text alerts to let you know when it is due. If for any reason this service is not available, we will ship using Royal Mail First Class.
  • Next Working Day Delivery £7.95

 We use Royal Mail Special Delivery which delivers by 1pm the next working day after dispatch.

This service is available Monday-Thursday if you order before 10am. 

Orders placed before 10am Monday to Thursday will be dispatched that day with arrival the following day by 1pm.

Orders placed Friday to Sunday will be dispatched Monday for delivery on Tuesday (although we will try to dash out to the Post Office before this if we can)

PLEASE NOTE this service is only available when ordering in-stock items, not back-ordered stock. Pre-orders can be shipped via Next Working Day and will be dispatched on the shipping date defined within your order.

UK ISLES & MAINLAND: 

Northern Ireland, Isle of Wight, Isle of Man, Scottish Islands and Isle of Scilly.

  • Standard shipping £2 
  • In stock items will be dispatched Monday to Wednesday. 

(If you are desperate then email via the contact form and I shall see if we can ship on Thursday or Friday but for efficiency and the sanity of our small team, we must limit our shipping days. I hope you can understand that we cannot compete with Amazon)

  • We ship within UK using ‘Royal Mail tracked 48’ as standard. Royal Mail will send text alerts to let you know when it is due. If for any reason this service is not available, we will ship using Royal Mail First Class.
  • Next Working Day Delivery

Sadly, this service is not available.

European delivery:

  • Sadly, since Brexit, fees are involved when exporting goods from the UK to the EU. The fees differ in each country and are impossible to calculate until we have: your desired order, the full shipping address, phone number and email address of recipient.

Calculating the fees is so arduous that I currently do not offer shipping to the EU as standard.

However, if you email me with all this info and have a little patience then I shall figure it out for you because you are clearly committed!

USA, Canada, Australia delivery:

  • We ship via courier only and use UPS and FedEx (if they have any issues, we will use another reputable courier) Parcels typically take 48 hours once dispatched and you will be sent tracking details.
  • Courier fees depend on the weight, size, and destination of your order. To get an accurate cost please add your items to cart then enter your shipping address and zip code in the checkout area. This will calculate your unique shipping cost.
  • In stock items will be dispatched Monday to Wednesday 
  • Unfortunately, we cannot ship to PO Boxes.

Pre-Order and Back-order products:

All Pre-order and Back-order products are sold prior to availability. 

  • Pre-order products will have a shipping date defined within the order.
  • Back-order products are made for you and dispatched within 2 weeks of order. If you have a specific time you would like your item to arrive by, then do drop us an email via the contact form before ordering – very often we either have stock nearly finished or can put your item to the front of the queue.

Customer Reviews

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Lisa Clare

Chocolate Human Brain

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Stuart Winchurch
Incredibly realistic, a brilliant surprise.

Bought as surprise gift for my daughter who absolutely loved it. It is displayed in a prominent place and never fails to a reaction and much mirth. Highly recommended. Fast delivery and arrived carefully packed and intact.

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Philip
Mind of the most delicious matter

This is the best chocolate I have ever had. Period.

Normally, decorated chocolate is a bit of a gimmick, losing some taste to decor. Often dyes or icing do not taste so great, but this is definitely the exemption.

Thick, milky, rich chocolate. Some pieces you actually need a knife because it’s so think and generous.

The white chocolate outside wasn’t cloyingly sweet. Just smooth and creamy.

You get all that you pay for, and more.

Now the detail, oh my god, the detail. It literally looks like a real human brain. As a student of forensic anthropology, it surprised even me lol my friends were too scared to eat it, but that just left more for me!

What are you waiting for? It’s the perfect gift for your goth friend, your doctor, or that special person in your life that loves gore or anatomy!

You will not be disappointed!

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Finn Doyle
Fantastic service

I wanted to use a brain & heart as part of a treasure-hunt for my med-student son. Sarah painted clues on their bases for me & everyone was blown away by them.

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Fiona Nicholson
Human Brain

I am blown away by the quality of this product. It is incredible and so beautifully made. Perfect as a gift, especially with a Dr in the family.

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